Women Writers: No apologies

[Photo: At EBWW conference, Suzette with Gina Barreca, author and professor of English and Feminist Theory at the University of Connecticut.  Suzette is wearing the “tribal mask” for loud, smart, funny women.  Thanks for the gift, Gina!)

A smart, competent female writer stood up to share her thoughts.  “I’m sorry to take up the time…I’m probably wrong, but…”  Many repeated variations of this phrase. It’s a quiver of arrows we aim at ourselves.  Ladies, can we stop apologizing for and over-explaining our work?

As nurturers we crave rapport, and pooh-poohing ourselves is a form of bonding. At best our intent is humility or self-effacement, but it conveys, “Forgive me for having thoughts.”

At the Erma Bombeck Writers Conference speaker Gina Barreca hit a hilarious home run about overcoming such unworthiness.  Over three hundred talented female writers (and nine men) converged in Dayton. Quips, comedy, and profound family essays are their mainstay.

Yet for three days the automatic apologies and the self-put-downs became acceptable background chatter.  Instead of the white noise of surf, it was a mumble of mea culpas.

I’ve been guilty, too.  For years, I could not simply say, “Why, thank you.”  No. My standard reply was “Oh, if I can do it, a chimp can do it.” It was a man who said, “Knock it off. It raises questions for anyone who wants to work with you.”

Also, the kissing cousin to the “apology” is the long wind-up pitch. You know, giving a pre-explanation for the explanation about work. Example:  “What’s your blog about?”  “Well, back when I was ten…”

I suspect the long wind-up pitch is born from a desire to be understood fully. Never will that be. The Omnipotent Oz is an illusion.  A one-sentence description, carefully crafted, is plenty because your work will speak for you.

It took me years to undo these bad habits.  My ex-husband, a trial lawyer, served as Professor Higgins to my Eliza Doolittle.

My apology was my typical opener, “Is this a good time?  I know you’re tired. It’s no big deal.

Ken: “No, tell me.”

Then came my long wind-up pitch.

Me: You remember I told you blah-blah-blah that happened a few years ago, and remember how lately I was thinking yak-yak-yak….”

Ken: “Suze, can you give it to me in 25 words or less?”

Me: “I crashed the car but nobody was hurt.”

How freeing to reclaim 20 minutes of my life! No extra toppings. The cheese stands alone. Over time it became my model for communication.

It’s powerful to get to the point. I saw this during “Speed Dating for Writers” at the EBWW conference.  Each attendee had five minutes to get advice from an expert, such as literary agents, self-publishing, memoir, and more. I offered tips about syndication.

“Hi, how are you? GO!”

Without the conversation tags, we were so productive, talking as fast as Texas auctioneers.

Be mindful of how your opening comments reflect on you. Nix the phrases that equal “It’s not worth it to listen to me.”  Own the mindset, “I have something to say that could help you, too.”

Confidence compels.

Lulu, my 8-year old granddaughter, told me, “Say it with sass with a snap on top!”

Lulu snaps to show how

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SUZETTE MARTINEZ STANDRING is a nationally syndicated columnist with GateHouse Media. Her two award winning books, The Art of Opinion Writing: Insider Secrets from Top Op-Ed Columnists (2014) and The Art of Column Writing (2008) are used in journalism courses such as Johns Hopkins University. Suzette is a past president of The National Society of Newspaper Columnists, and the host of It’s All Write With Suzette, a cable TV show about writing. Visit www.readsuzette.com or email suzmar@comcast.net
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  1. This is so on the mark for me, Suzette!

    When people ask me what I blog about, I get uncomfortable and apologetic. I still haven’t worked out a succinct elevator pitch of what is my blog…and I have a harder time saying “I’m a writer”.

    I had a friend whose mom was very long winded, and others would tell her “just the high points, Judy”.

    That’s what I need to work on: the high points. Thanks for making me feel less alone!

    • Suzette Standring

      Jenn, we ALL do it. I became hyper-aware of how often it happens after Gina’s talk. The trick is to craft a self-description that rolls off the tongue and say it sans “qualifiers.” I was advising attendees on how to approach editors, and you have to pitch your identity in 1-2 sentences with confidence. You ARE a writer. Say it, Jenn!

  2. Right on the money. I cannot even begin to express how many meetings you and the others meant to me. I’ve been writing all my life, but too afraid to call myself a “writer.” Those six letters are so intimidating. After hearing all of the wonderful presenters and meeting the ERMA-ites, I know I am a writer, not an independent journalist, not a columnist, not a freelancer. W-R-I-T-E-R! Thanks for this affirming post.

  3. “Say it with sass and a snap on top” and no apology necessary!
    Great piece !

    • Suzette Standring

      Astra, I swear I’m stealing that from Lulu! She’s fortunate to have a great start in attitude at such a young age. I didn’t stop automatically apologizing until I was in my fifties!

  4. Excellent advice! No more apologies for me. No more excuses, either!

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